Announced show: July 20th

Well, my stand-up aspirations have been postponed due to a serious cough that had me up all night a couple of nights ago and has destroyed my voice (Although I have a husky baritone that rival’s Matt’s this spring). Tonight I was going back to the stand-up venue from 2 weeks ago, but I guess I will have to wait. On other news, I have a confirmed stand-up appearance at Topaz Hotel in Dupont Circle on Thursday, July 20^th. The address is 1733 N Street NW. If you are in DC this summer, I hope to see you there!

Side note- When did the exclamation point become the gay punctuation? Apparently, anything greater than an ironic detachment to any of my declarative sentences is a tacit admission of homosexuality. That’s not fair! Seriously, guys!

And speaking of gay, Andrea watched the premiere of Project Runway last night, and that show is gayer than Queer Eye. I’m talking Broadway-performing, Cirque-du-soleil-attending, rollerblading, works-out-at-my-gym-in-Dupont gay.* Hmm. Maybe there’s a joke in there somewhere.

*In the interest of full disclosure, it should be noted that the author aspired for many years to perform on Broadway, rollerbladed throughout grade school, and does, in fact, work out at his gym. But Cirque du Soleil is wicked gay.