Ideas what I wrote

Since the spring, I have kept a document on my computer of potential ideas for stand-up material. There is some great stuff in here that I had forgotten about, some of which is better than the stuff I performed at my show.

I am quoting this one in particular because I think it almost works better in writing than in a set. I like it a lot, it has this Jack Handey appeal to it.

Have you ever had a dream that’s racist? Like all the bad guys are black? I think that’s the worst kind of nightmare. Because nightmares always exploit your weaknesses, and I have serious white guilt. So I’ll be the jolly old plantationeer, smoking pipe-weed and patronizing the local minstrel shows, until my mom appears out of nowhere and starts berating me about owning slaves, and then I realize, she’s right

Anyway, let me know if that's funny, and I'll try it out at the show on Wednesday.