Quote of the Day

Form Andrea, my girlfriend, about her birthday dilemma:

i am not happy with this whole gift thing. you only like technology, cheese and beer. you suck.
officially.

I am working on a bit about how I diverted potential muggers by talking very loudly to myself while walking the sketchy streets of DC. David Greis will probably know what angry things I am yelling to myself. I don't know if it works as a bit, but it's very funny as a story to my friends, so hopefully I can come up with some good punchlines and tags to spice it up.