Patton Oswalt

Is the best working comedian. Better than Cross. This guy is fantastic. I am watching his special on DVD, and it is wonderful. A lot of the material is the same as his album, but it's amazing to see it performed.

Anyway, I got this great idea for a bit. It's kinda dated, but it will still work at Brown, which is pretty political. It's basically about how Kerry sucks, but everybody voted for him anyway. It's like going to a party, and the band sucks and it's hot, and so you're like "I gotta get drunk" but the only beer they have is Natty Ice. Anyway, I think it will work pretty well eventually.

Speaking of beer, my birthday is on Monday. Woot.